Sunday, January 4, 2009

Miracle Berries

So a few close friends and I decided to embark on a taste bud adventure last night. You see there is a special fruit harvested in the heart of Africa that goes by the name of A, "Miracle Berry." Yes, this is a completely new way to trip, for your taste buds that is. More commonly known as flavor tripping, these berries cause your tongue to go on an adventure creating a new spin on old flavors. Although we did not have the actual berries, we had a supplement made of miracle berry extract. Lets take a lemon for example, we know lemons tend to be bitter and used in tea and alcoholic drinks to cut the sweetness factor. After taking the miracle berries the lemon tasted like the sweetest Willy Wanka candy. Also on the list was oranges which tasted like sherbet, balsamic vinegar which tasted like syrup, and Guinness beer which tasted like mocha and smelled like soy sauce. Ultimately the berries made things taste sweeter and more desirable, it is a new and unique way for you and your friends to trip out.







1 comment:

Slow Hands said...

I'm gonna try these on your mom.

Seriously though, sexual experimentation appears to be a fantastic idea.

I'll let you know how it works out.